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Friday 3 February 2012

Week's Jokes! Yeah!

There was a man so old so old that when he was young the Dead Sea was still ill.
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What's the name of the fastest Chinese in the world?
Chiuuuuuuummm...
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What does Dracula do in a tractor?
Sowing panic.
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Which is the funniest football match?
Levante-Las Palmas.
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What is the limit of the limits?
Losing safety pins.
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Eat your mortadella's roll.
And Mortadella was kept without tea.
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If you have some joke and you wanna share, send us and we'll publish it if we consider it good. We hope you had had fun with it.

By: Francisco M. Sirvent Candea
1º Bach A

1 comment:

  1. Great jokes, my favourite is the first one XD By the way, I'm Fran :D

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